Everything is funny.

Because humour will save us all.




Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)

#10 “A Clockwork Orange” - Anthony Burgess (5/7)

#11 “Three Christs of Ypsilanti” - Milton Rokeach (18/8)

#12 “Never Let Me Go” - Kazuo Ishiguro (12/9)

#13 “The Hobbit” - JRR Tolkien (27/9)

#14 “The Frock-Coated Communist: The Life and Times of the Original Champagne Socialist” - Tristram Hunt (21/10)



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)

#10 “A Clockwork Orange” - Anthony Burgess (5/7)

#11 “Three Christs of Ypsilanti” - Milton Rokeach (18/8)

#12 “Never Let Me Go” - Kazuo Ishiguro (12/9)

#13 “The Hobbit” - JRR Tolkien (27/9)

Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)

#10 “A Clockwork Orange” - Anthony Burgess (5/7)

#11 “Three Christs of Ypsilanti” - Milton Rokeach (18/8)

#12 “Never Let Me Go” - Kazuo Ishiguro (12/9)



Reblogged from thedailywhat
thedailywhat: Beach Accessory of the Day: Look for these Face-kinis on beaches in China, because it’s doubtful they’ll be popping up anywhere else in the world — unless there’s sudden demand from the beach-going, S&M and bank robbing crowd, in the south of France. [solstice] also for anyone who wants to form a Russian feminist punk band

thedailywhat:

Beach Accessory of the Day: Look for these Face-kinis on beaches in China, because it’s doubtful they’ll be popping up anywhere else in the world — unless there’s sudden demand from the beach-going, S&M and bank robbing crowd, in the south of France.

[solstice]

also for anyone who wants to form a Russian feminist punk band



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)

#10 “A Clockwork Orange” - Anthony Burgess (5/7)

#11 “Three Christs of Ypsilanti” - Milton Rokeach (18/8)



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)

#10 “A Clockwork Orange” - Anthony Burgess (5/7)



July

Well, I sprained my left knee.

Happy July everybody!



Classroom

And I don’t see a point in reading all the books they give,

‘cause wishing is not make-believe, I believe we’ll not die alone

In a classroom full of smoke, our love-lorn letters wrote

a smokescreen full of years, at 15 we illuminate

poems torn from our books, Neruda could never know

what at 15 tender age, we knew what we need to know

and everything could burn to ash, as chalkboards fall apart

a city I will create, when 16 comes to pass

you could be my princess dear, and i’ll die being an armored knight

this classroom is where we’ll die, our love is very strong.



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies” - William Golding (7/5)

#9 “The Colour Out of Space” (w/ ‘The Outsider’ and ‘The Hound’) - H. P. Lovecraft (16/6)



Weight log

Pre-enlistment weight (7th February 2011): 112kg

And at the end of..

February: 108kg

March: 104kg

April: 102kg

May: 98kg

June: 96kg

July: 93.5kg

August: 91.8kg

September: 90.5kg

October - December: 89.9kg

January: 88.1kg

February: 86.4kg

March: 85.6kg

April: 84.8kg

May: 83.7kg

Total weight loss so far: 28.3kg



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) 

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)

#8 “Lord of the Flies’ - William Golding (7/5)



Army books

2011

#1 “Dress Your Family In Corduroy And Denim” - David Sedaris (4/4)

#2 “Stupid White Men” - Michael Moore (14/4)

#3 “Me Talk Pretty One Day” - David Sedaris (17/5) (Took me 2 days though)

#4 “Bossypants” - Tina Fey (24/9)

2012

#5 “Frankenstein” - Mary Shelley (22/1) (Took me too long to finish this)

#6 “The Catcher In The Rye” - J.D. Salinger (24/1) (amazing book, ‘nuff said)

#7 “The Yiddish Policemen’s Union” - Michael Chabon (4/5)



Weight log

Pre-enlistment weight (7th February 2011): 112kg

And at the end of..

February: 108kg

March: 104kg

April: 102kg

May: 98kg

June: 96kg

July: 93.5kg

August: 91.8kg

September: 90.5kg

October - December: 89.9kg

January: 88.1kg

February: 86.4kg

March: 85.6kg

April: 84.8kg

Total weight loss so far: 27.2kg



I am having

the flu and a minor arthritic attack.

life on hold for a bit.



Weight log

Pre-enlistment weight (7th February 2011): 112kg

And at the end of..

February: 108kg

March: 104kg

April: 102kg

May: 98kg

June: 96kg

July: 93.5kg

August: 91.8kg

September: 90.5kg

October - December: 89.9kg

January: 88.1kg

February: 86.4kg

March: 85.6kg

Total weight loss so far: 26.4kg